The complete Murphy's law : a definitive collection by Bloch Arthur 1948-

The complete Murphy's law : a definitive collection by Bloch Arthur 1948-

Author:Bloch, Arthur, 1948-
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Murphy's law, American wit and humor
Publisher: Los Angeles, Calif. : Price Stern Sloan
Published: 1991-09-05T16:00:00+00:00


114 THE COMPLETE MURPHY'S LAW

HARVARD'S LAW:

Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.

FOURTH LAW OF REVISION:

After painstaking and careful analysis of a sample, you are always told that it is the wrong sample and doesn't apply to the problem.

HERSH'S LAW:

Biochemistry expands to fill the space and time available for its completion and publication.

FINAGLE'S FIRST LAW:

If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

FINAGLE'S SECOND LAW:

No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it happened to their own pet theory.



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